Poorly Summarized

The podcast that fills you in on what you missed on social media this week

About the show

Mike and Justin discuss the Donald Trump dumpster fire, trending social media clickbait, stupid memes and weird art.

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  • Episode 112: Glowing in the Light of a Two Girls One Cup Subreddit

    January 27th, 2018  |  46 mins 2 secs
    headline of the week, is this a thing

    A twenty-something Reddit user discovers not every household is equipped with a poop knife, former Facebook VP apologizes for initializing the downfall of civilization, and a Thai cosmetic surgery shop makes headlines for its penis bleaching.

  • Episode 111: “Kick ‘Em While They’re Dead”

    January 9th, 2018  |  48 mins 50 secs
    trumped up

    Trump reassures the nation of his mental stability through a series of unhinged tweets, the New York Times throws shade at deceased Mormon president, and Mike and Justin discuss media bias and echo chambers.

  • Episode 110: ‘Morality Chicken’

    December 31st, 2017  |  54 mins 35 secs
    trumped up

    Russian immigrants “ruin” grits, Justin corrects his philosophy on tipping, Mike introduces a new pornographic genre to a crowd, and Donald Trump eats like a poor person’s idea of a rich person.

  • Episode 109: ‘Marble Play and Rowboating’

    December 23rd, 2017  |  55 mins 20 secs
    stupid shit my friends post

    Mike and Justin discuss the ethics of onanism, patriotism and various other isms.

  • Episode 108: “Schrödinger's Hot or Not”, with Special Guest John Buttram

    December 14th, 2017  |  1 hr 8 mins

    Mike visits a gay bar and learns exactly how hot (or not) he is, Roy Moore almost becomes a senator, woman claims she’s had sex with 20 ghosts, and John learns to use food to assert his control over a Boy Scout.

  • Episode 107: ‘Fudge Punking’

    December 4th, 2017  |  49 mins 2 secs
    trumped up

    Trumped Up returns.

  • Episode 106: ‘Well-behaved Bobblehead’

    November 29th, 2017  |  34 mins 19 secs

    Mike and Justin discuss birth, death and hypothetical gay sex.

  • Episode 105: ‘Impossibly Flirtatious’

    November 20th, 2017  |  53 mins 59 secs
    eye candy, stupid shit my friends post

    Roy Moore, Louis C.K., Boy Scout miscellany and 280-character tweets.

  • Episode 104: ‘I Don’t Care to Discuss This’

    November 11th, 2017  |  1 hr 19 secs
    stupid shit my friends post

    Mike describes a faith discussion cut short with an estranged friend and the Boy Scouts of America’s new policy allowing girls to participate.

  • Episode 103: Mike’s Mission Journal Ep. 3

    November 5th, 2017  |  23 mins

    The guys take a week off and fill the void with an episode from our Patrons-only podcast, Mike’s Mission Journal.

  • Episode 102: ‘Meatloaf Mondays’

    October 29th, 2017  |  52 mins 16 secs

    Mike and Justin explore the line between honesty and provocation.

  • Episode 101: ‘The Performer’, with Special Guest Joshua Leigh Wolfe

    October 18th, 2017  |  1 hr 6 mins
    eye candy, headline of the week, stupid shit my friends post, trumped up

    Trump offers his thoughts on the Las Vegas massacre, Mike defends politicizing a tragedy, California school flutes get contaminated with semen given to California students, and an historic grain silo is converted into cylindrical art galleries.

  • Episode 100: ‘Trypophotastic’, with Special Guest Avery Ash

    October 12th, 2017  |  49 mins 22 secs

    BYU students get caffeinated soda, NFL players’ protests are contrasted with Tim Tebow’s prayerful touchdown celebrations, and ‘hepeating’ is the new mansplaining.

  • Episode 99: ‘Bishopric Pies’, with Special Guest Kael Alden

    October 1st, 2017  |  59 mins 40 secs
    eye candy, headline of the week, not the onion, trumped up

    Trump calls out racists on Twitter, the Mad Pooper terrorizes Colorado Springs, 12 ways to know you’re brainwashed, sign language interpreter falls back on gibberish, and subversive MTA ads make a point.

  • Episode 98: ‘Modified Basset Hound’, with Special Guest Konrad Vernor

    September 17th, 2017  |  1 hr 4 mins
    eye candy, headline of the week, not the onion, stupid shit my friends post, trumped up

    Ted Cruz’s Twitter account likes a porn video, Florida sheriff warns against shooting into the hurricane, alt-right violence is compared to “communist flag wavers”, a date goes south after a bathroom mishap, and Katerina Kamprani creates utterly useless art objects.

  • Episode 97: ‘Cripple Dogs’, with Special Guest Bo Quintana

    September 9th, 2017  |  51 mins 55 secs
    eye candy, not the onion, stupid shit my friends post, trumped up

    Bo shares his dogspotting philosophy, Trump makes a repeat visit to Houston, Mayor Elijah Daniel outlaws heterosexuality in Hell, Mike argues about ghosts with an old acquaintance, poorly delivered package traps couple in apartment, Bored Panda finds art in worn-out everyday things.