Justin attempts a covert nose wipe, Kanye West pirates some software, Mike’s dad robs a bank, Chris Christie gets held hostage, and Leonardo DiCaprio doesn’t own a gas-guzzling yacht (he just borrows it).
- The Federalist: Take a Flamethrower to Trump
- ABC News: The History Behind the Donald Trump ‘Small Hands’ Insult
- CNN: Marco Rubio Mocks Donald Trump for ‘Wet’ Pants
- Inquisitr: Donald Trump Trashed on Twitter by ‘Modern Family’ Writer Danny Zuker
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- WSJ: Chris Christie Asserts He Was Not, in Fact, Being Held Hostage by Donald Trump
- Mashable: Whoops! Kanye Tweets Photo Showing Him Using Pirate Bay
- Vox: Rich Climate Activist Leonardo DiCaprio Lives a Carbon-Intensive Lifestyle, and That’s (Mostly) Fine
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