Ted Cruz might have a thing for rodents, a woman stashes a deuce in her purse, an enraged veteran cuts down a flag, a man gets arrested for not returning a VHS rental, and Matt abandons a friend in need.
- Carson the Trump whisperer
- Cruz’s rodent fetish
- #WhiteGenocide for Trump
- Poll: Who wants to punch Trump?
Headline of the week
- A brave woman hid a piece of poop in her purse when her date’s toilet wouldn’t flush
- Another funny thing Mike wants to spoil for you
Stupid shit my friends post
Is this a thing?
Poorly summarized news