Ever since watching The Truman Show, I can't get over the feeling that cameras really are watching me. Back when N64 was still brand new, I came up with my first "video game". I used the plastic army men and created the first level with character selection and all. A few months later, Army Men the video game came out, further endorsing my feeling that cameras are watching me. I've started, but never finished, 3 AMVs, and now I've lost the videos and anime, so I can't finish them. I wish I had an Irish accent, though what guy doesn't? I shared a room with my brother until the 10th grade. I don't have a radio in my car, so when my iPod is dead, I spend most of my time conversing with other cars on the road. Not drivers—cars. I've been north to Canada. I've been south to Florida. I've been east to Europe. I haven't been farther west than Atlanta. I used to think NSync was the best band ever....glad that's over. I walked in on my parents having sex when I was young because I needed someone to reach the cereal. I'm utterly addicted to sushi. Thanks Jackie!! I haven't "really" had Lido's pizza yet. I can't whistle.
October 18th, 2017 | 1 hr 6 mins
eye candy, headline of the week, stupid shit my friends post, trumped up
Trump offers his thoughts on the Las Vegas massacre, Mike defends politicizing a tragedy, California school flutes get contaminated with semen given to California students, and an historic grain silo is converted into cylindrical art galleries.
July 30th, 2017 | 50 mins 9 secs
eye candy, headline of the week, is this a thing, stupid shit my friends post, trumped up
Trump empathizes about health insurance costs, a free wi-fi provider stipulates ridiculously onerous terms and conditions, Kate Upton’s good looks “prove” the divinity of Jesus, Walmart begins selling fruit punch pickles, and Louis Kahn builds a floating concert hall.