Poorly Summarized

The podcast that fills you in on what you missed on social media this week

About the show

Mike and Justin discuss the Donald Trump dumpster fire, trending social media clickbait, stupid memes and weird art.

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Episodes

  • Episode 96: ‘Angel’s Advocate’, with Special Guests Cognitive Dissonance

    September 3rd, 2017  |  57 mins 6 secs
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    President Trump gives a jaw-dropping speech in Houston, non-religious people are more likely to drop f-bombs on Facebook, Ann Coulter blames Hurricane Harvey on Houston's lesbian mayor, Justin Bieber unfollows Floyd Mayweather in the name of Christ, and Michelangelo sketches in a secret chamber.

  • Episode 95: ‘Those Black Hankie Guys’, with Mark from The How-To Heretic Podcast

    August 26th, 2017  |  59 mins 50 secs
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    Trump gives an unhinged speech in Arizona; llama jumps fence to chase bear away from farm ducks, then goes to golf course; flat Earthers resolutely stare directly into the sun; New York cops keep corpses in MTA break rooms; and Fernando Abellanas builds a secret work studio.

  • Episode 94: ‘The Opposite of Asmeer’, with Special Guest Michael Stemle

    August 20th, 2017  |  1 hr 11 mins
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    Trump blames “many sides” for the nation’s racial turmoil, YouTube becomes overrun with fake Peppa Pig videos, the Egyptian pyramids are compared to confederate statues as symbols of slavery, crown shyness is explained, and Mike reveals his Achilles’ heel.

  • Episode 93: ‘False Equivalence’, with Special Guest E. Nicholas Mariani

    August 13th, 2017  |  1 hr 6 mins
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    Mariani chastises Mike for the texting in a theater of it all, President Trump visits the Boy Scouts of America, Utah man kills his wife on cruise after she laughed at him, nuclear warfare is compared to “big government” policies, and the Ottomans build ornate birdhouses.

  • Episode 92: ‘Cutting People Out’

    August 6th, 2017  |  1 hr 3 mins
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    Mike discusses techniques for getting high on the cheap, inanimate object arousal, his recent family reunion, how he felt when he learned he had a son on the way, and whether Scaramucci is a great thing that happened to this country or the greatest thing to have ever happened to this country.

  • Episode 91: ‘The Sub-genres of Sandwich’, with Special Guest Joshua Wolfe

    July 30th, 2017  |  50 mins 9 secs
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    Trump empathizes about health insurance costs, a free wi-fi provider stipulates ridiculously onerous terms and conditions, Kate Upton’s good looks “prove” the divinity of Jesus, Walmart begins selling fruit punch pickles, and Louis Kahn builds a floating concert hall.

  • Episode 90: ‘Right About Now’, with Special Guest Adam Christopher

    July 24th, 2017  |  56 mins 15 secs
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    Donald Trump Jr. and Chipotle are on the ropes, R. Kelly starts a sex cult, Mike contemplates the origins of the universe, slime-filled eel truck overturns on U.S. 101 in Oregon, and Marta Minujín builds a replica of the Parthenon out of banned books.

  • Episode 89: ‘Hitler-tainted Mother’s Milk’, with Special Guest Matthew Van Dyke

    July 15th, 2017  |  1 hr 12 mins
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    Trump Jr.’s emails hint at light treason, a fox has been pissing on the bureau of meteorology’s rain gauge, Nazism is wrongly compared to Islam, fish are becoming transgender, and SFMOMA gets a chat bot.

  • Episode 88: ‘White House Haberdasher’, with Special Guests B.R. Cohen and Simon Tonev

    July 9th, 2017  |  1 hr 1 min
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    David Beckham is outed as a familial lip kisser, a religious group thinks silent reading parties are a sign of the Apocalypse, “our” ancestors “adopted” the country’s “culture”, Zillow sues McMansion Hell, and Blake Fall-Conroy builds a minimum wage machine.

  • Episode 87: ‘The Bread Maker–Trampoline Anchor’, with Special Guests Sarah Rice and Susie Meister

    July 1st, 2017  |  1 hr 1 min
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    The New York Times catalogues all of Trump’s lies, a deluded “breatharian” couple claims to survive without food, Mark Whelan posts an All Lives Matter meme (some conditions apply), 7 percent of Americans think brown cows make chocolate milk, and Mexico City combats sexual violence on the metro with an artisanal “penis seat”.

  • Episode 86: ‘Shove It’

    June 25th, 2017  |  59 mins 34 secs
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    Facebook launches support for GIF comments, Justin encounters a greater pedant, the wall is getting solar panels, Mike playacts in a diner, The Activist Mommy encourages back-door emoji self-exploration, and Brett Foxwell animates the decomposition of wood.

  • Episode 85: ‘Placenta Pills and Baby Bump Dioramas’, with Special Guest Jeff Mac

    June 18th, 2017  |  1 hr 12 mins
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    Mike brings a baby to the movies, Trump’s cabinet members take turns praising their Dear Leader, Facebook users troll Roy Moore with the Pride reaction, The Joker can’t understand why school children are “allowed” to “curse like sailors”, umbilical cord art is a thing, Royal de Luxe builds gigantic marionettes.

  • Episode 84: ‘Tortilia’, with Special Guest Adam Bates

    June 11th, 2017  |  1 hr 7 mins
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    Spicer defends ‘covfefe’ tweet, Portland burrito cart closes after owners are accused of cultural appropriation, Joshua Feuerstein is triggered by rainbow fries, Arizona man wears colander on head for driver’s license photo, and Mike contemplates getting an Everett Ruess tattoo.

  • Episode 83: ‘Less Incestuous Than Macklemore’, with Special Guest Cory Johnston

    June 4th, 2017  |  1 hr 2 mins
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    Richard Spencer has a rough time at the gym, Trump's alleged ties to Russia are compared and contrasted against Obama's purported ties to the Muslim Brotherhood, a demolition crew accidentally tears down the wrong building, Mike pushes his friend off a ledge, and Edoardo Tresoldi builds a pavillion out of wire.

  • Episode 82: ‘A Stick and a Dream’, with Special Guest Steve Blizin

    May 26th, 2017  |  1 hr 10 mins
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    Trump pays tribute to the Almighty Glowing Orb, real Finnish girls “ride” fake horses, David French bemoans the feminization of all things, Texas man sues his date for texting during a movie, spite houses annoy neighbors around the world, and an obedient missionary threatens to enforce the rules at knifepoint.

  • Episode 81: ‘Reluctant Slaver’, with Special Guest Kody Frederick

    May 21st, 2017  |  1 hr 15 mins
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    The Donald leaks ‘code word’ information to the Russians, unbalanced brits have an avocado mishap, conservatives defend confederate monuments, Ikea tote bags are put to myriad uses, Hamburg gets a new cultural center, and Justin’s account gets cloned.