About the Show
Mike and Justin discuss the Donald Trump dumpster fire, trending social media clickbait, stupid memes and weird art.
Episode 71: ‘Cinnamon Stillwood’
March 11th, 2017
1 hr 2 mins
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Sean Spicer fails at Twitter, porn star gives up adult filmmaking to become a pastor, flag desecration laws are unconstitutional, theater refuses to show 'Beauty and the Beast' over alleged 'gay moment', and Jimenez Lai draws cartoon buildings in section.
Episode 70: ‘A Morally Explorative Life’, with Special Guest Ahmad Philips
February 27th, 2017
1 hr 9 mins
Pence gets in trouble for conducting public business with his personal AOL account, PwC botches the Oscars finale, an image depicting 'the future that liberals want' goes viral, a disgruntled Texas family writes an honest obituary, Mike eulogizes his father, and a fastidious sculptor carves the growth rings out of trees.
Episode 69: ‘Benevolent Sexism’, with Special Guest Margaret Dodge
February 25th, 2017
1 hr 9 mins
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Thousands protest Trump's immigration policy on 'A Day without Immigrants', an enterprising chiropractor patents labia glue as tampon alternative, Norman Rockwell paintings might be subliminal erotica, frozen hair selfies are sweeping the Yukon, a photographer captures New York Times covers, and Mike picks up a new habit.
Episode 68: ‘Canadian Pie’, with Special Guest Seán McGuire
February 18th, 2017 | 1 hr 9 mins
Mike discovers cappuccino, Donald Trump surveys the public about the media's credibility, Wolf Blitzer makes un-funny jokes about tragic murder, Utah Republican enumerates the unintended consequences of equal pay laws, 74-year-old man gets entire church high on weed cookies, website tracks space junk.
Episode 67: ‘The Fastidiousness of a Serial Killer’, with Special Guest Jonathan Nadel
February 11th, 2017 | 1 hr 3 mins
The TSA tries to catch obvious terrorists, science identifies the serial killer pattern, a meme depicts the bible’s teachings about immigration, MIT explores the morality of murderous self-driving cars, and Russian garbage becomes art.
Episode 66: ‘The Mary Jane Look’, with Special Guests Susie Meister and Sarah Rice
February 5th, 2017 | 1 hr 43 secs
The crew takes a moment of silence for the Bowling Green massacre, an elderly woman licks eyeballs for money, UC Berkeley students protest a troll, scientists create a human-pig hybrid, and a Dutch artist creates a new “species.
Episode 65: ‘Precocious Baby Nazi’, with Special Guest Joey Alison Sayers
January 29th, 2017 | 1 hr 4 mins
Sean Spicer goes ham on Dippin’ Dots, Richard Spencer takes one in the jaw, Mike explains the inherent sexism of chivalry, inventors streamline bacon cooking, and Joey considers in-skull mechanical locusts.
Episode 64: ‘Middle-aged Men Twerking’, with Special Guest Steve O’Neill
January 22nd, 2017 | 1 hr 3 mins
Maryland public school social media coordinator gets fired for an educational tweet gone viral, Mike explains the “contradiction” between climate change and a snowball, and Steve presents 2016’s most offensive British advertisements.
Episode 63: ‘Prostitute Vending Machines’, with Special Guest Jeremy McLellan
January 15th, 2017 | 58 mins 17 secs
Trump vociferously denies his alleged ties to Russia, TV anchor tells Alexa to buy thousands of doll houses, a badly designed meme equates teen sex and soda, a middle-aged man with an RV seeks a youthful companion,
Episode 62: ‘You Are the Flower’, with Special Guest Jeff Hopkins
January 8th, 2017 | 1 hr 2 mins
A stoner prankster changes the Hollywood sign, teenage Justin visits a psychiatrist, thousands move to Edmonton to stare into a philanderer’s steely blue eyes, Jeff considers the Cult of Crossfit, Mike brags about his hypothetical pranks,
Episode 61: ‘Everyone Should Be Ashamed of Themselves’, with Special Guest Lindsay Goldwert
December 30th, 2016 | 56 mins 45 secs
Trump coins the word ‘unpresidented,’ an elderly woman freezes inside a locked car, Christina Sommers declares her fix for the gender wage gap, Lindsay forgets she’s on camera, Facebook starts flagging fake news,
Episode 60: ‘The Michael Jackson Corollary’, with Special Guest Adam Christopher
December 23rd, 2016 | 59 mins 53 secs
Justin defends male Santa, Vanessa Otero (patent attorney) proposes a truthiness chart, ‘my flag’ makes the list of 6 Things You Don’t Mess with, VW owners maximize sellback opportunity, José López creates impossible stone taffy,
Episode 59: ‘Grammar Police’, with Special Guests B.R. Cohen and Simon Tonev
December 18th, 2016 | 50 mins 37 secs
Catwoman arrested for slashing boyfriend with scissors during fight, racist meme delineates between old-school gangster and modern-day thug, Sofia Vergara gets sued by her own embryos, Simon considers emotional prostitution,
Episode 58: ‘A True Flat-Earther’, with Special Guest Austin Baird
December 11th, 2016 | 1 hr 8 mins
Mall of America hires a black Santa, Austin reports on his voyage among the ‘Flat Earthers in Christ’ Facebook group, ‘suicide bomber’ squirrel hospitalizes Chicago politician who spoke out against squirrels, Mike wants a Yosegi box for Christmas.
Episode 57: ‘Less Gentlemanly and Pastoral’, with Special Guests Faded Paper Figures
December 4th, 2016 | 1 hr 12 mins
Mitt and Donald go to dinner, Michaels shopper loses her mind over bags, Justin is solicited by an interrupting astrologist, Kael and John discuss their first favorite songs, Japanese theme park regrets dead fish ice skating rink.