About the Show
Mike and Justin discuss the Donald Trump dumpster fire, trending social media clickbait, stupid memes and weird art.
Episode 25: ‘Magically Murdered,’ with Special Guest Steve Cramer
April 24th, 2016 | 1 hr 2 mins
The Cramer family fails at the beach, Justin nearly fails at college, San Francisco crusades against manspreaders, sex-detecting smart mattresses might be a thing, and an Edmonton military veteran annually fills out forms declaring his legs missing.
Episode 24: ‘Peak Selfie Stick,’ with Special Guest E. Kyle Bisutti
April 17th, 2016 | 55 mins 46 secs
Microsoft exits the Hitler image recognition market, Burger King employees break all the store’s windows (again), more wet beavers are coming to California, Mike hates on selfie sticks, and Justin reveals his sociopathy.
Episode 23: ‘You Can’t Put a Microchip in a Tampon,’ with Special Guest Lindsay Goldwert
April 9th, 2016 | 56 mins 37 secs
The Einstein Bagel is a lie, a mother falls in love with her biological son, illegal immigration is thoughtfully equated with grand theft auto, women keep the Governor of Indiana informed about their menses, and Mike steals a neighbor’s couch.
Episode 22: ‘His Sugo Sauce is Delicious,’ with Special Guest E. Nicholas Mariani
April 3rd, 2016 | 1 hr 8 mins
The Stanford Review satirizes college protestors, Trump’s campaign manager gets handsy with Michelle Fields, Ben Affleck is sad about his Batman film, Mike flakes a sociopath, and Microsoft accidentally creates a Hitler-loving sex robot.
Episode 21: ‘Accounting Jobs That Don’t Require a CPA,’ with Special Guest Matt Halversen
March 27th, 2016 | 1 hr 8 mins
Ted Cruz might have a thing for rodents, a woman stashes a deuce in her purse, an enraged veteran cuts down a flag, a man gets arrested for not returning a VHS rental, and Matt abandons a friend in need. SHOW NOTES Trumped up Carson the Trump whisp...
Episode 20: ‘You’ve Already Eaten It’, with Special Guest John Williams of Faded Paper Figures
March 21st, 2016 | 59 mins 52 secs
John starts a band with the Aldens, God gets vengeance for Cecil the lion, a Kellogg’s worker probably urinated in your breakfast, and Hulk Hogan becomes the world’s highest paid (inadvertent) porn star. SHOW NOTES Intro Follow Faded Paper Figures Re...
Episode 19: ‘Some Countries Are Better in Letterbox’, with Special Guests B.R. Cohen and Simon Tonev
March 14th, 2016 | 1 hr 34 secs
Ted Cruz is almost definitely not the Zodiac Killer, Whole Foods pre-peels oranges, WV lawmakers get sick after legalizing and drinking raw milk, and the gang contemplates the meaning of folded American flags.
Episode 18: ‘Rare Unadulterated Honesty,’ with Special Guest Kendall Burdett
March 5th, 2016 | 1 hr 1 min
Justin attempts a covert nose wipe, Kanye West pirates some software, Mike’s dad robs a bank, Chris Christie gets held hostage, and Leonardo DiCaprio doesn’t own a gas-guzzling yacht (he just borrows it). Show notes Hear more Kendall at thenarrator...
Episode 17: ‘A Story, an Analogy and a Word,’ with Special Guest Sunish Oturkar
February 27th, 2016 | 58 mins 49 secs
John McAfee offers to trick a corpse into revealing a secret, Trump loves the poorly educated, China builds a ghost town, and Mike and Justin swap prank stories. Show notes Follow-up JOHN MCAFEE: I’ll decrypt the San Bernardino phone free of char...
Episode 16: ‘You Need to Taste These Jellyrolls,’ with Special Guest Maria Palma
February 20th, 2016 | 1 hr 10 mins
Maria psychoanalyzes a pickpocket, Tim Cook gives the FBI the finger, Manny Pacquiao disparages homosexuals, Justin reveals his “super” powers, and Mike flubs the Pledge of Allegiance. Follow-up “Oh, Reggie,
Episode 15: ‘Pro-Fear, Anti-Shame,’ with Special Guest Lindsay Goldwert
February 13th, 2016 | 1 hr 8 mins
Lindsay defends the integrity of the bagel, Mike extolls the virtues of vaping, Eli Manning suffers from RBF, Justin seeks clarity on sexist pejoratives, and Hillary Clinton gets aggressive with her fundraising emails.
Episode 14: ‘Making This Just a Brooke Thing,’ with Special Guest Brooke Boyarsky
February 6th, 2016 | 59 mins 42 secs
A pro-rape meet-up group retreats from female boxers, Justin’s voice tickles Brooke’s and Mike’s ASMR-positive skulls, Mike fawns over WWI submarines, and Uber gets a new logo. Full show notes on our Facebook page.
Episode 13: ‘What Kind of Sink Is She Sleeping In?’ with Special Guest Sarah Minkus
February 1st, 2016 | 54 mins 51 secs
A cat gets trapped in a woman’s body, doctors test freeze-dried poop pills, Mariah Carey struggles to lift her arm, and Mike’s landlord tries to trick him into having sex. Full show notes on our Facebook page.