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Mike and Justin discuss the Donald Trump dumpster fire, trending social media clickbait, stupid memes and weird art.
Episode 21: ‘Accounting Jobs That Don’t Require a CPA,’ with Special Guest Matt Halversen
March 27th, 2016 | 1 hr 8 mins
Ted Cruz might have a thing for rodents, a woman stashes a deuce in her purse, an enraged veteran cuts down a flag, a man gets arrested for not returning a VHS rental, and Matt abandons a friend in need. SHOW NOTES Trumped up Carson the Trump whisp...
Episode 20: ‘You’ve Already Eaten It’, with Special Guest John Williams of Faded Paper Figures
March 21st, 2016 | 59 mins 52 secs
John starts a band with the Aldens, God gets vengeance for Cecil the lion, a Kellogg’s worker probably urinated in your breakfast, and Hulk Hogan becomes the world’s highest paid (inadvertent) porn star. SHOW NOTES Intro Follow Faded Paper Figures Re...
Episode 19: ‘Some Countries Are Better in Letterbox’, with Special Guests B.R. Cohen and Simon Tonev
March 14th, 2016 | 1 hr 34 secs
Ted Cruz is almost definitely not the Zodiac Killer, Whole Foods pre-peels oranges, WV lawmakers get sick after legalizing and drinking raw milk, and the gang contemplates the meaning of folded American flags.
Episode 18: ‘Rare Unadulterated Honesty,’ with Special Guest Kendall Burdett
March 5th, 2016 | 1 hr 1 min
Justin attempts a covert nose wipe, Kanye West pirates some software, Mike’s dad robs a bank, Chris Christie gets held hostage, and Leonardo DiCaprio doesn’t own a gas-guzzling yacht (he just borrows it). Show notes Hear more Kendall at thenarrator...
Episode 17: ‘A Story, an Analogy and a Word,’ with Special Guest Sunish Oturkar
February 27th, 2016 | 58 mins 49 secs
John McAfee offers to trick a corpse into revealing a secret, Trump loves the poorly educated, China builds a ghost town, and Mike and Justin swap prank stories. Show notes Follow-up JOHN MCAFEE: I’ll decrypt the San Bernardino phone free of char...
Episode 16: ‘You Need to Taste These Jellyrolls,’ with Special Guest Maria Palma
February 20th, 2016 | 1 hr 10 mins
Maria psychoanalyzes a pickpocket, Tim Cook gives the FBI the finger, Manny Pacquiao disparages homosexuals, Justin reveals his “super” powers, and Mike flubs the Pledge of Allegiance. Follow-up “Oh, Reggie,
Episode 15: ‘Pro-Fear, Anti-Shame,’ with Special Guest Lindsay Goldwert
February 13th, 2016 | 1 hr 8 mins
Lindsay defends the integrity of the bagel, Mike extolls the virtues of vaping, Eli Manning suffers from RBF, Justin seeks clarity on sexist pejoratives, and Hillary Clinton gets aggressive with her fundraising emails.
Episode 14: ‘Making This Just a Brooke Thing,’ with Special Guest Brooke Boyarsky
February 6th, 2016 | 59 mins 42 secs
A pro-rape meet-up group retreats from female boxers, Justin’s voice tickles Brooke’s and Mike’s ASMR-positive skulls, Mike fawns over WWI submarines, and Uber gets a new logo. Full show notes on our Facebook page.
Episode 13: ‘What Kind of Sink Is She Sleeping In?’ with Special Guest Sarah Minkus
February 1st, 2016 | 54 mins 51 secs
A cat gets trapped in a woman’s body, doctors test freeze-dried poop pills, Mariah Carey struggles to lift her arm, and Mike’s landlord tries to trick him into having sex. Full show notes on our Facebook page.
Episode 12: 'A Rare Moment of Reasonableness,' with Special Guest Dave Markowski
January 23rd, 2016 | 1 hr 8 mins
Palin brings a flask to her Trump endorsement speech, the FBI tells MLK Jr. to off himself, McDonald’s drizzles chocolate on their fries, and Dave Markowski of the Super Hero Speak podcast tells tales of hemophiliac and Asian-American superheroes.
Episode 11: 'Fear of the Phantom Arm,' with Special Guest Scientia Perceptum
January 16th, 2016 | 1 hr 1 min
Whitesboro residents vote to keep a racist town emblem, Mike hypnotizes people with vitamin C pills, Justin encounters an exhibitionist in Tennessee, and Scientia Perceptum explains the one mutation that led to all plant and animal life.
Episode 10: 'Not the Existential Moment You Were Looking For', with Special Guest Peter Prosol
January 10th, 2016 | 1 hr 4 mins
Hasbro forgets about Rey, Netflix promises more Arrested Development, breadfacing is a thing, our producer Corey explains why right-wing cowboys have taken over a wildlife refugee, and Peter Prosol convinces Justin to take an ice-cold shower.
Episode 9: 'I Don’t Have Anything Funny to Say', with Special Guest Matthews Feeney
January 4th, 2016 | 1 hr 1 min
George Lucas doesn’t like the new Star Wars, straight white people get a dating site, Mike says nice things about Mormonism, vagina speakers are now a thing and Cato Institute’s Matthew Feeney comments on policing in America.
Episode 8: 'Contributing to the War on Christmas', with Special Guest Austin Baird
December 28th, 2015 | 1 hr 1 min
Austin Baird runs 100 miles, Rand Paul celebrates Festivus, Cards Against Humanity celebrates Hanukkah, college students engage in cafeteria self-parody (à la James O’Keefe), Mike argues about ghosts, and other Yuletide tales.
Episode 7: 'Consider Me as an Alternative to Suicide', with Special Guest Kyle Welch
December 21st, 2015 | 1 hr 19 secs
A superfluous apostrophe makes Clinton look like a Trump supporter, Mike shoots a BB gun at his neighbor’s house, Merriam Webster apes OED’s style and Dr. Kyle Welch of George Washington University discusses Martin Shkreli,